i just ended my first day as pyramid head in the haunted world. all day i hunched in the shadows looking like a pile of debree just to rise in the moonlight and make a hallow trumpetus moan. and at the end of the night of pretending im playing cat and also cat with complete strangers i come to the front gates and a man walks up to me and says "we need to talk, many people have been walking out to me tonight and saying that there is a certain guy who..." he trails on with his explanation and terror grips me, thinking that im going to get fired becuase i wasnt scarey enough, or maybe that i did things i wasnt supposed to, my face changes colors i know it. he continues "...and almost every time we asked what was there favorite the most said answer was 'the one that looked like a stealth bomber, or, the teridactal' and we wanted to congradulate you for being the best 'scareer' of the evening."

i then promptly, in spirit, shit my pants a little. i had a good night.